Why, you may ask, has this stunningly attractive boy called himself "Italian Stallion"? Well, don't worry ignorant hypothetical man, I am here to educate you. You see, I am in fact Italian, which automatically makes me superior to you in every way. I am also very similar, anatomically speaking, to a stallion, and you know what im talking about. Plus it ryhmes.
Have you ever stopped to wonder why Italy is the only country in the world in the shape of a boot? No you haven't, because your stupid. Italy is in the shape of a boot because it kicks the world's ass. Bow down to our superior culinary abilities and our massive tourist industry! We will rise up and reclaim the glory of the Roman Empire! Viva Italia!
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What about Japan? They have food that can kill you if you make it wrong.
your and idiot
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wow itallians suck
HAHA! That's AWESOME! I've never thought about it like that. I guess we be some pretty awesome people huh? lol :D I love it!
admiting i never thought of italy that way! but you are in no way superior to me! i am italian too! sooo shut up and get over yourself! geez! and japan is awesome! italian's do not suck! and if anyones cares i really think this guy is a canibal!
~~lily
it might be the only country shaped like a boot; but dont forget the state of louisiana is too!! =D
grrrrr.
not that i really care; because italy is prtty amazing...just a fyi for anyone who does care.
When you say that you are very similar to a stallion anatomically, are referring that the fact that are like the ass of a stallion?
I do agree that we Italians are superior in our culinary skills. I have yet to receive a complaint. Ciao Bello!
~yaya
Itailian Stallion Falls...tumbles...catches himself.....looks up....looks down at the blood....slumps forwards....gathers strength.....crawls....TehAusum appears...walks forward...gives a warm smile.....shoots the terrorist in the closet....then flies away....making Itailian Stallion shout a capital WTF in confusion.......then....a watermelon rolls over.....and blows up...Why you ask? because amazingly, an iPod was inside and overloaded, thus causing a chain reaction to the seeds...causeing seedy shrapnel.....Then Itailion Stallion gives another WTF....then sees zmetts...comes instantly happy....and then licks his cherry flavored bloods off the ground and shoots it at zmetts....causing terrible STD-Like-Attacks.....zmetts 1991 or 2 or 3 - 2008.... Itailian Stallion then forwards to his ultimate demise.....watching Nancy Grace while bleeding to death....As she makes her random conclusions before actual facts.....Itaillion Stallion screams in terror as he has to face his worse death....yelling...WHY DID TehAusum WRITE THIS!.....HUUUUURGGG...... AUUUUGGGGHHHAAA........ BLURG...... bluhh...............................................TehAusum....You............................... B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B......Buh Buh what says TehAusum.....You Bastard? hahahhahahahha......you stuttertard.......imma make Michelle laugh at you now......and look....guess who I brought!........Nancy Grace to ridcule you and make false facts about you!................................ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........
Theres evidence that Itailian Stallian is a homosexual....theres this...then theres this....."Where are you getting this stuff? WTF Photoshop?" DAMN YOU NANCY GRACE, YOU AND YOUR INCREDIBLE FROZEN FACE!..............
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or is it?
Itailian Stallion Then revisits Italy and is happy that he found a monkey wrench and a taser stick in which he channeled the taser shock through the wrench with remarkable mathematics that no one could understand and then literally incinerate the ones surrounding him....except TehAusum, in which he turned out to be a hologram. Itailian Staillion currenly is trying to track him down...and has a close sense of who he is....He currently lives in the seattle area with his wife and kids Itailian(Boy) and Stallion(unknown).